machine gun

To walk up behind a seated person, grab him by the ears and yell, "BRRRRRRR!!!!" while shaking his head vigorously for a few seconds. This is followed by a slap to the side of the head while yelling, "RELOAD!"

I was minding my own business watching pr0n on the computer when my roommate snuck up behind me and gave me a machine gun.

by Poppa Smurf January 5, 2007

Stuck in the washing machine

When you get stuck in the washing machine, so your step brother comes around and inserts his part into your ass. Sometimes, the step bro turns on the washing machine, spinning around the sister and making pleasure easier.

Help, step bro! I'm stuck in the washing machine!

It's okay...

Sister feels pressure around her ass

Sister realises

W-what are you doing, step bro?!

Helping you~

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 17, 2020

Internet Hate Machine

A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.

Because of the internet hate machine, we had to buy a dog and curtains.

by a­nonymous January 16, 2008

Macha

Slang for a friend, basically means cousin.

hey Macha, wats news?

by buddy November 20, 2003

meme machine

1.Meme-propagating media, including - the internet, advertising, news media, or television show.

2.Something that creates a meme.

3.Cause of a social or cultural awareness.

4.Creator of knowledge about something which may not merit attention.

The reason why sheeple think 'Silent Shout' by The Knife was album of the year 2006, and that Arctic Monkeys are a great band. Why you know who (insert name of talentless nobody) is.

"The meme machine must've been in full affect to have influenced me into buying that awful U2 album with a naked, pre-pubescent, boy on the cover"

by Goatlips January 11, 2008

On the washing machine

A form of masturbation for women, In which they turn the washing machine on the sit on it. Most likely used during the spin cycle. Which on an uneven load can cause the machine to vibrate more.

Sarah sure loves spending time on the washing machine.

by clapyourhands October 14, 2010

machead

pronounced MAK-hed

n. a slang term for a person who regularly uses and is somewhat obsessed with Apple computers; or Macs.

If you have one or more Apple computers in your home and use them regularly, you are probably a machead.

by Graham T C February 11, 2006