Muppet

1) Comical Puppet invented by Jim Henson.
2) Slang term for someone who is clumsy or otherwise fat fingered.
3) John Moffet.

Emile Heskey missed an open goal on Saturday - what a muppet!

by woodpidgeon September 29, 2003

muppet

An Individual that attends football matches believing that they can fight with the opposing teams Firm , but will on the sign of any trouble run and shat their pants.

Pat Kelner is a Muppet.

by Joe Ninety December 20, 2003

muppets

Euphemism for oral stimulation of the penis, esp. when the recipient utilizes the back of the head or neck of the fellator to increase stimulation and/or speed of sexual congress.

Angelina Jolie's beautiful, full lips lead me to believe that she would give great muppets.

by Stompbox May 3, 2004

Mupload

When you take the stinkiest biggest shit of your life. Therefore it must be of a load

sarah took the biggest mupload ive ever seen

by Starhat July 1, 2011

Mupple

yes mm cowboy police officer

MM=Yes
Whenever you want to say yes you say mupple instead. This word was inspired by a Police officer in training who really wants to be a cowboy. He is special. So go forth and use mupple wisely.

by Keely December 13, 2004

Muppy

If you are a man, and the woman you are seeing is married, or has a boyfriend already.....if you are playing the secondary role, you will be known as a MUPPY, sort of like a man puppy.

If you are a muppy, you are probably just being used. Cougars love to devour muppies, so be careful guys.

by BlackCasanovaLoveDoctor February 11, 2013

muppet shower

To Shower with a muppet. To Shower with a person that is extremely hairy. To Misspell Muppet Show.

I took a shower with my husband. He is so hairy, we took a muppet shower

by Lo-G January 3, 2008