Mitch

A dumb 6ft retard who is a certified lesbian Donald trump eater who fucks unicorns with his left toe while claiming he’s got a hot girlfriend while obviously fucking 2 dudes at the same time. He bench presses 200 kilos while telling floppins to shut up and stop being a fatty while telling him to be Sam sulek. But in reality Mitch is just a gay fuck who needs to stop Fucking unicorns with his toe. He is just plain out gay he literally rides a track bike while Fucking Donald trump in the pp hole.

Ari: that’s so gay don’t fuck me

Mitch: it’s ok I’m a Mitch

Ari: ok it’s all good slide it in its only 2cms after all

by Daddy floppins November 30, 2023

Mitch

A bowel movement of the greatest magnitude;
The biggest, sloppiest, wet shit.

“Fuck that Indian food, I gotta to take a Mitch!”

by HunnitJEEZUSH August 4, 2018

Mitch

A very big dick head and has no fucking friends and should kill himself

I saw Mitch the other day and I wanted to kill myself

by Callmeonurcellphone April 22, 2019

Mitch Flanders

He isn't gay.

Ya boi Mitch Flanders bout to fuck the whole game up.

by Cameron CoIe August 4, 2011

Mitch

He sucks.

Q: You know that guy Mitch?

A: Oh, yea, that guy sucks.

by Usaf_Gant11 December 8, 2019

Mitch

Mitch’s have the best laughs ever. They have long, luxurious hair kind of like a lion’s mane. They make awesome food so good it’ll make you moist. Mitch’s are notoriously good with kids. They make great husbands and role models.

“Wow, look at that Mitch. He’s so sexy he looks like Mufasa.

by VA2daMO July 21, 2019

Mitch

Mitch a very perfect person. She is the kindest person you'll ever met. She's smart, talented, gorgeous, and sexy, She is so perfect, everyone adores her. When you're on her good side she'll do anything to make you happy. She's everyone's type, even girls like her. Once you had Mitch there's nothing better.

Girl: wow I'm almost like her!
Guy: no your not..
Girl: why?
Guy: cause no one can be that perfect except mitch

by anonymous November 24, 2021