matthew good

A sweet alternative singer who dares to bend the shape of modern rock.

Matthew Good in a coma is a sweet album.

by Awesomeoldme April 24, 2006

mr. Matthews

gay ass teacher who fucking raped mr. prado in the school’s bathroom

a mf faggot who had sex with his dad

mr. Matthews raped 2 kids in the school bathroom in Africa

by Gay assss March 10, 2018

matthew chan

the kindest most huggable beautiful soul ever. with the MOST GORGEOUS BROWN NON-POOP COLORED EYES EVER. WOW, MAN. HIS EYES ARE JUST SO EYEBALL-LIKE AND SO SIMILAR TO THE THINGS HUMANS USE TO SEE WITH. when i see this man, its on SIGHT. but not in the fighting way, in the hugging and cherishing way.

jess: "have you seen this guy names matthew chan?"
ashish : "no i have not, but i heard hes a hottie!!!"
liam: "oh my goodness, yeah hes the most gorg person i've ever seen"
jess: "im about to bust just thinking about him."

by bigdickjess March 28, 2021

Matthew Shirley

This guy who goes ow, ow, ow and currently has a long nose who pokes you in the eye daily. He currently sings gay tunes to his wannabe boyfriend "Harry Styles", if noticing this long nosed person he could be possibly a jew. His gas stinks the whole room out creating an tectonic bomb dashing through the windows it smells like shat.

That Matthew Shirley is a tectonic long nosed bomb "Winky Wace, No, No, No face for you"

by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017

Matthew Adamson

A Graphic Designer of sorts who can only be described as a man with a larger than average head. This bares no relevance to his personality, which is dominated by crewed thoughts, intermittent Irish and African accents and jokes about your mum.

Nick: "Is that Matthew Adamson?"
Paul: "No it is a yoga ball"

by Narma April 19, 2010

Auston Matthews

Auston Matthews is bussin when it comes to hockey. This #34 is definitely a keeper. Playing for the leafs, he has won awards for his excellent skills, such as the Rocket Richard trophy in 2021 and many more to come. We love Austie :)

"Ain't Auston Matthews just the best?" - Linda

"Oh yeah, Austies my fav 😍" - Deborah

by leafs be bussin ;) May 28, 2021

Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 07, 2020