A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.
My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye
by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021
Get the I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eyemug. girl: oh did you hear what maggie did
boy: YEA, she pushed stella down the stairs again
girl: UGH!! hate her
boy: YEA, she pushed stella down the stairs again
girl: UGH!! hate her
by carcarbroom November 23, 2021
Get the Maggiemug. A girl who is usually lactose intolerant yet still drinks large coffees from Dunkin Donuts and then complains about having to take a shit. Sometimes they’re Irish. They love to laugh at things that arent funny just to feel included. They love falling in love with boys who they know they will never have a chance with and then get upset when the guy starts dating somebody else. On occasion, they usually look like small dogs. Some of them participate in colorguard and love to brag about it even though there really isnt anything to brag about.
by overeateroversleeper February 13, 2019
Get the Maggie Mulcaheymug. Maggie Fincher is a child of the lord and was one time resurrected in the back lawn. She is known for her obsession with the Peach Power Punch kush strain and mighty mint. She spends her downtime ripping fat clouds in her Volkswagen or being carried up the stairs by a knight in shining armor after indulging too much.
Who was that publix worker ripping mighty mint in that big daddy Volkswagon? Oh thats Maggie Fincher
by anonymous August 26, 2022
Get the Maggie Finchermug. by quad1248 February 12, 2022
Get the Maggiemug. Usually chill sometimes, known to snake, be careful with the rage built up in them. Horny. Pulls off a smile so fake you think it'd be really. Don't worry though. "Maggie"s are either fully compatible or completely incompatible.
Man 1 - She gotta phat ass!
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
Man 2 - Wait til she gets closer
Maggie - Waddup, these jeans barely fit
Man 1 - Wass good mama
Man 2 - "Im not starting that again!"*Runs away*
by Midgetmuthafuka January 27, 2019
Get the Maggiemug. Maggie is a mysterious girl. Urban legend has it that she attended a high school once upon a time in the 90s but no one seems to who she is.
by Mr. Poulet April 8, 2025
Get the Maggiemug.