loltipmp

The not so short but still true: Laugh Out Loud Til I Peed My Pants. This phrase is missed used too often and incorrectly. Seriously how often does an adult laugh hard enough for this to happen, excluding my ex wife when some one I know now meets her and tells her what a great guy I are? Come-on counts the times scroll the pictures thru your mind. Never, never, never. Aussie slang version: loltipm Laugh Out Loud Til I Pissed Meself

When he said he was a Clipper fan i loltipmp
She said he was a great guy and i loltipmp
(the exception proving the definition)
She says too me I'm seventy one but still don't wear depends i loltipmp

by WriterJim February 19, 2009

LOTI

Laughing On The Inside.

"LOTI!"

by ArcticStarite From YT January 18, 2013

Letting her walk the dog

Allowing your girlfriend do whatever she wants with your dick.

My dick always comes home happy...so I'm going to continue letting her walk the dog.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

littish

having the quality of being lit

Girl: How was your day?
Me: It was littish

by K Supreme May 23, 2018

littier

Litter than just lit

Karen is a littier name than susan

by idkwhyiwrotethese December 8, 2019

Littier

Like being lit, but even more.

Dance class was littier than expected.

Life is littier when you're aligned.

by Kittpurrrsuasion January 26, 2020

Lotion Man

An ancient myth. A man who knows no bounds to his power nor knowledge and only knows how to utilize all of his wisdom and strength into manifesting lotion and controlling it to make or do whatever he wishes

The Lotion Man made my asshole more slippery!

by 🧴 Lotion Man 🧴 January 31, 2021