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Ligma

Ligma is deadly a disease.
the doctors are currently searching for cure.
Boy: "Ninja got ligma!"
Girl: "Whats ligma?"
Boy: "Ligma balls bitch!"
by Hot_Cum_Shot November 22, 2018
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Ligma

Ligament is a terrible disease that all Fortnite get. While COD players get sugma, which is another disease. Terrible cases of Ligma are reported all over 11 yr olds and their dumb asses.
Guy:ligma

Guy 2:what’s Ligma

Guy:LIGMA BALLS LOLLSHJEGSNDNS
by Doctor of Lyman August 31, 2022
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Ligma

Did you hear Ninja died of Ligma
by Ddsds May 23, 2019
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Ligma

A rare disease caused by oversleeping, constant online activity and infected wounds on the face. Ligma affects the eyes and causes it to ‘do a backflip’ similar to worms but it is permanent. Only 1 person has survived Ligma and has beaten it with numerous rounds of chemotherapeutic sessions. A married man aged 27 has survived this rare form of disease. Tyler Blevins, also known as Ninja to many people, was diagnosed with Ligma at age 26. He proposed to his wife the day before he was diagnosed which led his fiancée, Jessica Goch to postpone the wedding. He has recently cut his leg while dropping a knife in the backyard. He was cooking up a barbecue and he dropped the hot knife. Because the day was windy, dust got through his leg. Blevins was an unusual patient as there was no wound to his face. He stayed in the hospital for 5 days, going through various rounds of chemotherapy and he survived. The doctors finally realised that the deadly bacteria, Ligma, is found usually in sand and dirt and can get into your eyes. They recommend people to wear shades during windy days to decrease the potential risk of getting this disease and cancer.
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: You.. have Ligma-
Tyler Blevins: MAH BALLS BOI HAHAA
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: Aww man you got me 🤣
Dr Panpitadatabatagata: But actually for real tho you could die rn
by Dr Panpitadatabatagata Jedd September 9, 2018
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Ligma

Ligma makes immune system weak and when it give you BOFA you die
by xXSted4Xx January 11, 2019
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LIGMA

Ligma baalss
Come here you cunt. And ligma baalss
by Will_osb101 December 16, 2018
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Ligma

Ligma is kind of a joke that many people say, they say ligma and other say balls witch forms into "lick my balls"
Guy 1: rip the guy who died from ligma
Guy 2: what's ligma?
Guy 1: ligma balls..
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