a level

A form of torture which is supposedly 'optional' for any uk 16-18 year old. However it is most likely said 16-18 year olds are forced, sorry, 'persuaded' into sitting these exams which they are clearly going to fail. Said failed exams are then followed by hundreds of retake's until finally said teenager can get high enough grades to get into any uni which will take them after which they will be - you guessed it - forced to do more coursework, sit more exams, and so on and so forth through life.

Person 1: What the hell are A levels?
Person 2: You mean you werent forced into them by your parents/teachers/both?
Person 1: Oh no, I'm not 16 yet, but believe me when I am, I will be forced to take them
Person 2: That blows.
Person 1: Yup
(and so the boring conversation continues)

by I'm Going To Fail All Of Mine May 27, 2008

level jumping

moving extremely quickly in a new relationship

when he offered me a key to his house after just a week of dating, i said, 'hey, quit with the level jumping.'

by stellalafayette February 1, 2006

lieberal

a leftist whose only solution to any perceived problem is to increase taxes, government involvement, or both.
A person who does not examine the issues but continues to press continuing or augmenting a course of action in the face of failure.
A person who believes that corporations and conservative movements are full of mean-spirited, greedy Scrooges but that bureaucrats and leftist politicians only have pure, altruistic motives.

Lieberals believe that man-made global warming is a fact.
Lieberals believe that ObamaCare is a success.
Lieberals believe that "Teabagger" is a synonym for conservative.

by OhioHistorian May 30, 2015

Levelland

Tiny shit-hole town west of Lubbock, Texas. 99% is white trash and also related to each other. It's kind of like a Texas version of Deliverance. Average women's weight is 250 pounds and they all still have 80's hair. Law is totally corrupt (sheriff meth ring leader), motto is "Visit Hockley county, leave on probation"

Hey, let's go to Levelland!" "Hey, how about we just save us the trip and step in front of a bus!

by melathemermaid81 June 7, 2011

Great Lever

The roughest area in the uk. Moss side's like disney land comapared to it. Manchesta mandemz gt rushed by great lever. great lever has a seriouse amount of murders and gunshots and has the most stabbings in britain and 1 of the worst place's in the world. advised not to go!

GREAT LEVER: Da hud NOT to go

Mandem 1:Blad u herd tha man gt shot n died strayt up in Great Lever.
Mandem 2:Tha's standard shit Dwn them endz.Get shanked wen u step a foot in der cuz.

by UK Advisor January 16, 2009

Leveling up

Getting even with your friends in terms of the blood alcohol level.

Example:
After some hours of working overtime, you get to your friends on a party. They already had several drinks and thanks to their blood alcohol level, they're having a lot of fun, while you're still sober and therefore not in the same mood as them. To change that, you've got to level your own blood alcohol concentration up.

If people eventually stare at you because you drink a lot in a very short amount of time, you are allowed to excuse this by saying: "It's alright. I'm just leveling up right now."

by Boki Cristi October 12, 2014

nerd level

Refering to the level of gameplay a person has reached in his most recent RPG game.

Level 1: Has beaten it once.
Level 2: Has beaten it twice and has attended a fan club meeting or convention.
Level 3: Has beaten it so many times that the programmers call him for advice.
Level 4: Is the president of the RGS's fan club.

Nigel hasn't been out of his house in three days! His nerd level must be through the roof!

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003