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Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.
A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!
by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010
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Sandy Lane

When you sit down on sand and a trail of sand is coating your ass crack.
My friend went to the beach and developed a sandy lane in his pants.
by Bighuge347 January 16, 2013
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Sleep Lapnea

Sleep lapnea is a sleep disorder characterized by pauses in breathing or instances of very low breathing during sleep while receiving a lap dance.
Steven passes out during a lap dance and the Roxy the stripper gives him a weird look.
His buddy Stuart chimes in, "It's all good...he's got the sleep lapnea"
by Bane78 May 30, 2013
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ivey lane

A strip of road inhabiting bitches on welfare, repeat criminal offenders, numerous crack heads and every store takes ebt.
"Yeah bruh meet me at Big B's On Ivey Lane, I Gotcha FA the dub."
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by hood_testimony September 28, 2015
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buttfuck lane

A secluded street that has no lighting whatsoever.
Dude, I know where you are! You're over there in buttfuck lane!
by xHugs January 1, 2016
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middle lane wanker

A middle lane wanker is someone who thinks it's ok to drive there vehicle in the middle lane all of the time

The middle lane of a motorway is an overtaking lane as is the outside lane once you have overtaken the slower vehicle you should always pull back in also if you are in the middle lane and another motorist is indicating to pull out and the outside lane is empty pull over and use it
Move over you fucking middle lane wanker
by Trade plate 88 July 29, 2017
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delaware lane hog

During a threesome male number one fucks female from behind doggy style slowly pushing her along the floor while male number two is off to the side next to them as he also slowly follows their slow progression across the floor as he vigorously jerks his cock while both males exchange hate speech and curse at each other. Male number one never allows male number two to get in between them to interact with the female at any point.
One day, i will delaware lane hog nick and his mom.
by JohnsonrodA27 November 8, 2017
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