Labour Hire

An unreliable , useless excuse of a worker the type of person to not show up on a Monday and put Petrol in a diesel car.

More often then not labour hire workers have previously been on the doll or born without morals.

I really hope we don’t get another labour hire worker we are better off working down a man

by iloveturkeys May 17, 2021

Laboombies

Boobs

Show me those laboombies!

by DeserTynker August 9, 2021

LaBob

mixed word between lady and bob

whats up LaBob.

by LaBobIsGoat August 22, 2021

Laboman

A guy really good at fortnite

Look at that laboman cranking 90’s

by Mr.Poopybuttholey September 25, 2021

laboobulous

Work requiring considerable use of the breasts; work relating to boobs that can be laborious.

Even with the availability of breast pumps, a woman breast feeding a baby can be laboobulous work.
The work of a stripper can be laboobulous

by Ben Dilladong October 2, 2021

Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.

1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."

by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021

Labour

Better than a Tory, but that's not really saying much is it?

I heard Dave voted Labour. Good on him, at least he's not a xenophobic, ignorant Tory cunt like me

by Kjs1983 October 30, 2021