When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.
Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!
by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021
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Laindon / Langdon Hills is a small town within Basildon, Essex and is considered to the be the rich, cocky part of Basildon linking in with Dunton, West Horndon and Brentwood.
Laindon tends to be anti-chav however due to its location within Basildon, residents tend to be associated with this stereotype. The residents are very Conservative and come under the 'Basildon and Billericay' constituency, instead of the chav-ridden 'West Basildon' constituency.
Laindon is home to large houses areas of land more towards Dunton and Langdon Hills, and smaller premium housing villages closer towards Laindon Station.
Laindon tends to be anti-chav however due to its location within Basildon, residents tend to be associated with this stereotype. The residents are very Conservative and come under the 'Basildon and Billericay' constituency, instead of the chav-ridden 'West Basildon' constituency.
Laindon is home to large houses areas of land more towards Dunton and Langdon Hills, and smaller premium housing villages closer towards Laindon Station.
You going Basildon, its full of chavs there?
No way, I'm off to Laindon to go horse-riding and have a pool party.
Oooo check you out.
No way, I'm off to Laindon to go horse-riding and have a pool party.
Oooo check you out.
by Orangehead86 January 1, 2012
Get the Laindon mug.The act of a perosn who is chillin, or livin easy in luxury or style. Like a Cadillac Deville cruisen down Campleton road.
Pronounced: Lac'en
Pronounced: Lac'en
A: Ey, shawty, what good withchu killa!
B: Erething streiht nigga, im just lacin at the crib and blazin this phat ass philly.
A: Word nigga, ima come ova en a minute and lac which you homie.
B: Aight den, streiht up.
B: Erething streiht nigga, im just lacin at the crib and blazin this phat ass philly.
A: Word nigga, ima come ova en a minute and lac which you homie.
B: Aight den, streiht up.
by Marco "AmP" Restrepo August 21, 2006
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Get the Laine mug.Staying the night at an attractive young lady's house (who happens to have the IQ of a goldfish, and is dating you). Then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. Oh, and of course, board games. And Twister. And of course, youth group the next morning. And baking cookies. And lying on the couch. And we cant forget all of her friends coming over. And lastly, her orgasming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.
by Us People June 11, 2006
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