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jewish space laser

A "Jewish Space Laser" is when you receive oral sex next to a window and try to hold a magnifying glass steady enough for the beam of sunlight from the window to light all 8 candles on the menorah.
I gave my wife a jewish space laser yesterday but she couldn't light'em all.
by im u fucking sadist17 February 28, 2021
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laser

A dumb fuck that dosent know any thing
Eileens a laser, she dosent know what a prick is!
by Sam July 19, 2004
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laser in on

We need to laser in on poverty alleviation.
by uttam maharjan October 25, 2010
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lakers

Only the Boston Celtics have more NBA championships. Some of the greatest players of all time have played for the Lakers organization. Magic Johnson, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Wilt Chamberlain, Jerry West, Shaquile O' Neal, George Mikan, and the list goes on.

The Lakers manage to make a run for the title in almost every decade. Sure, there are years when the team sucks, but they always come back eventually. We had a nice string of titles a few years ago and now we're mediocre again. The Shaq trade was a bad idea but the Lakers will be back sooner or later.
The Lakers have the greatest franchise in NBA history.
by Laker fan July 15, 2008
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laser lips

Some one , usually a guy, that sucks cock.
by amy grant April 1, 2005
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Losers In Denial

A small band that started out in December, 2003. It consists of 4 band members currently. 1 drummer, 2 electric guitars, and 1 vocal. Band is located in Houston, Texas.

www.geocities.com/losersindenial
Wow, Losers In Denial rock! They play rock,grunge, and punk!
by VarialFlip September 14, 2004
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laser tag

is when you meet up in a laser tag place in the dead of night to have hott sex
We are gunna have some hott laser tag sex.
by maddie ray April 8, 2007
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