millerton lake

a place were logic
comes to die

we have campfires in
115 degree heat and in very dry grass at
millerton lake

by park and rec August 21, 2008

Lust Lacker

Noun.

Describes a person who has a lackluster sex life and lacks sexual fantasies.

My husband is such a lust lacker... he hasn't asked me to dress up as Batgirl or let him have a threesome or anything.

by The Amazing Bill O'Reily June 9, 2011

gull lake mi

A place where snobby rich folk live and everybody gets hammered at the sandbar

Over here getting fucked up on good ole gull lake mi

by Frenchxtickler1 March 22, 2017

plumas lake

Surprise! No lake.

But it's an island unto itself.

I feel more isolated and alone than Plumas Lake.

by in Color June 19, 2017

Salt Lake City Splash Back

While receiving or giving a "Blumpkin, a log of shit hits the toilet water at a force large enough to create a splash of water, striking the face of the Blumpkin giver.

Only possible during a "Blumpkin"

Toilet water must strike the head/ face of the giver

Miguel: "Yooo, nigga, Cindy was giving me a Blumpkin last night and one of my logs hit that water so hard that it splashed her in the face"

Dan: "real nigga shit?"

Patek: "Daaaammm, you hit that THOT with that Salt Lake City Splash Back"

Miguel: "Gs up, hoes down"

by SLCSB November 9, 2017

sour lake texas

small ass town. there isn't actually a lake. full of the real deal pipeliners, big trucks, and drugs. if one person know you're secret the whole town knows and your brother is sleeping with your best friend while she's sleeping with your boyfriend

P1:"hey man, I'm going to sour lake Texas to pick up some drugs and hoes you comin'?"

P2:"sure man, let me get off the pipeline and drive my big truck up there'"

by bigtrucksandhoes February 18, 2018

citrus lake

(noun): an area being urinated in, typically used to describe a toilet or urinal

Man 1: Hey where'd Gary go? He left his beer.

Man 2: Oh yeah he had tag out again to refill the ol' citrus lake. That dude is a real piss wizard.

by HookfaceSteve March 10, 2019