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Black Label Society

Heavy metal band lead by former Ozzy Osbourne guitarist Zakk Wylde. The perfect combination of nu-metal and old school metal. And since Zakk plays like every fuckin' instrument ever the music is fresh, and different then anything else you'll ever hear. Best fucking band on the planet.
by JonnySideburns May 16, 2004
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labcoat

A labcoat is an individual that places emphasis on intellectualism, rationalism, science, and logic over other types of analysis.

Usually this is done beyond a point of practical use, into the realm of wanking.
"I think the world is flat."

"No, the world is clearly round. Here's evidence from survey maps showing that the world curves, and here's satellite photos from space that show the world is spherical."

"STFU labcoat, you college kids and your books are annoying."
by DarkHorse220 April 25, 2008
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label

1. (noun) Something teenagers claim to hate but quickly slap on themselves then advertised to other teens who are too busy contemplating themselves to care about anyone else.

2. (verb) The act of labelling someone, usually when the labelled doesn't want to be labelled.
1. UGH! I HATE labels, SO BAD. Everyone calls me a prep!! AHH!! Oh, by the way! Check out me new bracelet! I am so damn original!!

2. Don't you label ME!! How dare you!!
by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004
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label jockey

A label jockey is someone who wont wear clothes unless they have some type of brand name "label" on them, abercrombie, hollister, north face, ect. wearing the clothes is what makes them a "jockey" of the brand. their items of clothing will usually have the name of the company clearly shown. Label jockies are usually rich suburban kids whose parents will buy them whatever they want.
look at that label jockey, her shoes are birkenstocks, her jeans are abercrombie, her shirt is hollister and her bag is gucci.
by samusher July 6, 2008
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Toilet Labor

When you're on the toilet and you can't get your shit out
(knock,knock) girl: Whats taking so long?
boy: I'm in Toilet Labor!
by Homer_Simpson123 April 4, 2006
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Record Label Syndrome

The act of theoretically spending your money before you've made the product.
Singer - "Dude, when our album sells 4 million copies, I'm gonna buy a boat, the music video is gonna have explosions and a Lil' Wayne verse and..."

Producer - "Have you started writing the songs?"

Singer - "Nope!"

Producer - "You have Record Label Syndrome"
by Phrainck91 May 3, 2010
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labued

The act of authoritatively telling someone an answer with absolutely zero knowledge in the subject and then passing the issue to someone under false pretenses.
Steve opens up the email from Hank and reads the statements made to the customer about the issue. Upon reading the analysis, he turns to his colleague and exclaims "I just got labued by Hank. He basically told the customer that purple elephants can fly"
by vincentlb February 11, 2010
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