face lag 

Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people

fuck u have a bad case of face lag

face lag by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007

coffee-lag 

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!

coffee-lag by DanielMK June 19, 2008

Techno-lag 

The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.

On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!

On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?

On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.

On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.

On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.

Techno-lag by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008

shag-lag 

Fatigue following a rollicking sexual encounter.

Woman: Ready for another turn in the sack, honey?
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!

shag-lag by Kevin Scott (Yes! The one you know!) July 20, 2005

Nap lag 

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

Nap lag by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008

Martian Jet Lag 

The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.

If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.

Martian Jet Lag by Danunoamor September 7, 2005

Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

Sports Lag by PeterPo October 22, 2009