llama pillows

A ladies’ breasts.

Hey Frank check out Sally’s Llama Pillows.

by Bob build3r December 9, 2017

The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'

Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.

by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024

llama

basically a person who can deep throat dick without gagging, basically a throat goat.

bae, can you be a llama for me tonight?

by brittbarbieee July 24, 2024

Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

llama neck

When your partner gives oral sex and goes all the way down.

"Yo dis bitch was giving me that Llama neck last night and made my asshole clap"

by Ben Dover Hoar July 14, 2014

damn a llama

damnallama

damn a llama , the nicer way

by isabella tomartini January 11, 2020

Llama kisses

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you

I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.

by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021