KnobJockey

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.

Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.

by Tigerclaw February 28, 2004

Cheesy Knob

n) British slang for particuarly smelly male genitalia.

Charlotte does not mind Henry's cheesy knob.

by DCM0813 October 31, 2003

Knob Jockey

1) One who rides a dick
2) One who is a complete fagatron.

"Shut up david you knob jockey! "
"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"

by TeamRandom January 12, 2005

knob suction

In simple words...it is a blow job.

I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on giving me some knob suction.

by BONE May 3, 2003

knob greaser

one who greases knobs, see also "bone-chugger"

keep on greasin, greasin my knob, eatin it, like corn on the cob

by T & M October 3, 2003

knobbin-hood

Someone who has gone way above and beyond the call of duty to be a total dickwad

I can't believe that cop gave me a 250 dollar speeding ticket. What a knobbin-hood

by alfred q walrustitty April 13, 2007

knobbery

An all encompassing noun that can describe the behaviour, effect or mere presence of a knob which can be a true phallus, or a figurative douchebag (see douchebaggery).

'Knobbery' can therefore refer to sex, self-embarrassment, stupidity, annoyance, or destruction. Sometimes the word refers to all these things simultaneously (in such cases 'knobbery' is a synonym for fuckage).

1: There are too many emos, racists and gays on the streets.
2: I agree, there's too much knobbery on the streets.

by Joshua2345 May 12, 2008