Im gonna get off my porch and stop me widdlin so I can go to my toili and take a craap, then use me kife.
by Sabian June 3, 2004
Get the kife mug.A young girl (around 11-15) who thinks it's really killer to dress like a whore, therefore "kinder" as in young.. whores.
by ~Kayla~ September 27, 2003
Get the kinderwhore mug.The act of dropping a deuce and overtly closing the lid without flushing. This then leaves a "kinder surprise" for the next person in the washroom.
by addigator February 7, 2008
Get the kinder surprise mug.“Kinder” is most commonly used regarding a male’s package/genitalia.It can also be used regarding women genitalia.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
When you meet someone new and have not seen the “kinder” before. You know you are getting your "sweet fix"... but what the prize is;is unknown until you unwrap the foil.
Can be used in phrases such as:
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
Girl 1: “I made out with a new guy hard core last night”
Girl 2: “Ohh ya… how was that?Did you check out his Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise)?”
Girl 1: “Dam yes, and it was an awesome surprise..I wish I could take a picture and place it on the top of my computer”
by 8Woody November 8, 2009
Get the Kinder (aka Kinder Surprise) mug.The term "Kinder surprise" refers to a black person trying to act as if they are white, hence why a Kinder surprise is black on the outside and white on the inside.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
For example; Jess Mauboy, thinking she is soo cool with the Telstra ads.
Sam: Did you see that Kinder surprise over there?
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
Thalya: Yea she thought she was soo white with all her courage and intelligence!
by Tali xox June 28, 2014
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Get the Kindel mug.also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.
::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH
by neilbauer May 13, 2005
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