kidney stoning

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.

"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."

by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012

Kinder Whore

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

by djrickiedee May 1, 2009

kinder surprise

having a girl stick a foreign object into her anus. another person must reach into her anus and pull the object out. once the object is out it is to be put into their mouth.

lets go back and ill show you a kinder surprise

by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003

Kindercunt

Cunnilingus of barely legal or illegal status, exhibiting immature features like those of a pre-teen.

At 3p.m. Jameson Martin cruises past the local schools, hoping to score some kindercunt.

by BetterThanYou717 June 6, 2010

kidnorant

Kidnorant also kidnorance

used to define those ignorant about the workings (or not) of their kidneys.

Term coined by survivors of renal failure used to describe someone recently diagnosed or someone who has not yet attained the knowledge of a more experienced person.
Not a derogatory term, more a descriptive one.

A combination of the word kidney and ignorance

S/he's new here and a little kidnorant, so has lots of questions.

Yes, we know that but ask anyone on the street and they are completly kidnorant

by Jim Warham et al 2004 August 8, 2004

Kinner

A ugly hoe who is not worth my time and is getting cheated on .
^ new New York term

Abigail : yo , don’t do that ‘cause I will beat ya ass

Aaliyha : bitch get the fuck outta here ya kinner

by Beeeeetcg September 16, 2019

kidney pie

" When you go up behind someone and punch them in the kidneys at the same time"

"Created by Greg B"

"Oh! You just got kidney pied"

by dl33t June 11, 2004