A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
Get the Wine Keymug. My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
by MelonSmasher29 February 24, 2023
Get the Key beardmug. by Some MF online January 27, 2022
Get the Red keymug. the true defenition of insanity.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!
But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Try to play a Minecraft server and find someone who you want to team with and press shift too many times?
Motherfucking Sticky keys.
Tap on shift or something because your board and its 3:00AM?
mothercucking sticky key jumpscare baby!
But the actual reason is more kind hearted.
Its supposed to be feture for people with disabilities and because of that can't do button combaniations.
Person one in Minecraft chat:BRO WHY TF DID YOU KILL ME I WAS DOING THE PEACE SIGN
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
Person two in Minecraft caht:Sorry you randomly Stoped.
Person one:fucking sticky keys.
Person one:this is fucking bullshit im going to go watch the black and orange website.
XxNoobSlayerxX has exited the server.
Person two in Minecraft chat:Jeez i did not think i made him that mad by killing him. Must have been a child...
by Agent Stamos November 25, 2020
Get the sticky keysmug. by kingman212 January 12, 2011
Get the Key laggingmug. A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
Get the toilet keymug. by SupSoup August 13, 2019
Get the dumpster keymug.