typical Kenny

Whenever something good happens in a baseball video game it is a typical Kenny, the opposite of a typical Jimmy.

I just hit a grand slam, now that is what I call a typical Kenny!

by JHHWILD July 24, 2004

kenny kearn

a kid who gets boners in english & has warts on his fingers

oh my gosh. shanon did you see kenny kearns large boner.

by Bob September 1, 2008

crooked-neck kenny

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

Kenny Beats

Some tall white kid who should have played basketball.

Kenny Beats has no relation to any sort of law enforcement

by waitwhothefuckwrotethis? November 21, 2021

To pull a Kenny Jackson

When a white confederate truck owner says he hasn’t fucked his sister when in reality he has done it multiple times.

Bob don’t pull a Kenny Jackson. To pull a Kenny Jackson

by Fractman21 October 28, 2019

Kenny Ross the Boogie Boss

The obvious and terrifying pervert in the room. Think of it as an elephant in the room, except it’s just you and Kenny. Know one knows when Kenny will strike. There’s no escape.

Hey look, It’s Kenny Ross the Boogie Boss! And he’s staring at me...

by Officeranus June 1, 2018

kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.

John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok

by i have a long pole October 10, 2005