Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy
People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.
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by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
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by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020
Get the Keith mug.Big ard fella who sits down the pub witha pint of carling and chats utter bollocks. After watching his team lose on a Saturday afternoon he goes home to beat the missus. Loves Tommy Robinson and the EDL. He's not racist coz he loves the fellas down at his local tandoori.
Keith is the big bald lad at the pub who chats utter shite about immigration and rates the English breckie he had that morning.
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