keefers

To hit an almost impossible, seemingly random, showstopper shot that devastates, destroys, demolishes, and demoralizes the opposition.

I keefers'd that chump kid in banana.

by holl@holl@ June 20, 2008

keely

A really big Whore that likes to suck anything that has a penis like Look to it.

our classmate is a keely

by frank and jim November 29, 2011

Keely

A tiny ginger man, his ginger beard is so long it is used as rope in some country's.
His eyes are normally missing and he likes to eat blonde hair and coffee.
His fascination with 5sos caused him to kill them all stuff there body's and use them as body pillows.

Person 1: OH GOD ITS A KEELY
Keely: BLOND HAIR
*eats hair*

by xXFireTearsXx November 29, 2016

keeeeeeeviiiiiiin

A term of endearment for a person with the name Kevin; Usually followed with banter and laughter.

Person one: Hey, Kevin!
Kevin: No response
Person one: Keeeeeeeviiiiiiin...
Kevin: Oh herro dere!
Person one: Don't you use that tone with me!
*both laugh

by Keypassion December 23, 2011

Keebler Sidejob

The art of straddling a midget while they perform duel stimulation.

The shorter you are the hardet it is to find a midget small enough to straddle for a keebler sidejob.

by capnhowdy September 18, 2015

keefe

a homosexual beaver man

I wish i was a keefe.

by john carpentar November 6, 2003

Keeblerization

After a long night of sex, a woman wakes up to find the man dissappeared and only a cookie left for her.

Oh no! I've been Keeblerized! Not again!

by Keebmeister December 7, 2003