Kevin

A man with an incredibly huge penis. Legend has it that his penis caused the Big Bang!

"Where is Kevin"

"Just look down his penis is so big it wraps around the world, we can trace him"

by Jamel Harrison November 24, 2021

Kevin

A fat tub or lard

"Kevin. Stop eating"

by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019

Kevin

The male version of Karen.

Don't be such a Kevin bruh.

by G0dd355_252 July 2, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is a fucking Ho that has a small peen he is nothing compared to the better more handsome Noah, Noah has a massive Dick. Kevin is a joke

Don't be such a Kevin

by Kevinhater2 December 17, 2018

kevin

a stupid selfish nerd who brags about his so called smarts and he is really up set abut the definitions of him,he covers up his weaknesses,loves history and tech more than any thing in the world.

I'm kevin

by Ivan Novackoca June 1, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is that guy who you think is happy but is hiding it. He is in a lot of pain and has a lot of issues. He has much doubt in himself. When he makes friends, he takes times too trust them, but when you connect with him, it's a bond that you can't really break. He becomes your best friend. He does his best too make sure those he cares for are okay, ignoring the problems he himself is facing. He's handsome, but he disagrees.

"You know Kevin? Well he's my best friend! He even saved my life one time."

by xxGayToby101xx February 6, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is a gay fag that will go out with any boy. He loves big dicks he will do anything for dick

Kevin

by Poll lolo September 23, 2019