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Kevin is a very unlikeable person. Noah doesnt like Kevin either
Kevin is small penis
by CrapSissy November 13, 2019
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Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.
"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."
by Ignimendax October 22, 2020
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is amazing at pillow fights, unable to watch the light.
Kevin! Kevin watch the light!
by Im still getting milk April 21, 2020
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kevin

kevin, literally the best boyfriend in the whole entire universe. if you ever need someone to talk to he’s always there for you. he puts others before himself, he so sweet. he’s such an amazing person in general. he’s insecure about his looks even though he looks absolutely amazing everytime, everywhere.
me: kevin is literally such an amazing person
other girl: ikr
by kenna.mya February 12, 2019
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Kevin is a fatherfull person. He has many fathers. Like Goku,ullas,sathish,rathish.He is a type of person who has a high tendency to walk and talk in his sleep(very annoying). He is allergic to other people who's name starts with k. He thinks he the perfect body builder, a resurrection of goku and all. But actually he is a vaanum.
Person 1: we are not sure who his father is.
Person 2: he must be a kevin.
by Qsdqed April 26, 2019
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Kevin is the sweetest and most positive guy out there. His smile lights up the room and just being around him makes me happy. Kevin will always be there for you and give you anything you ask for. If you need help with anything kev will save the day. Kevin is ideal human being
My only goal in life is to be like kevin
by Dylanm2000 April 29, 2022
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half chinese half dutch boy with a schlort
he's such a kevin
by iamsuper_87 February 3, 2017
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