The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy”
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
Get the The Ketchup Crusadermug. by PizPuz April 29, 2023
Get the Creamy Ketchupmug. 😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🤫🤔🤐🤨😐😑😶😏😒🙄😬🤥😌😔😪🤤😴😷🤒🤕🤮🤧🥵🥴😵🤯🤠🥳🥸😎🤓🧐😕😟🙁☹😮😯😲😳🥺😦😧😨😰😥😢😭😱😖😣😞😓😩😫🥱😤😠😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾 ass ketchup
by ¥en Ashiyo July 22, 2022
Get the ass ketchupmug. when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis
Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog
by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015
Get the ketchup covered hotdogmug. the queen of ketchup’s name is Christina. there is no other exception. Christina is the Ketchup Queen.
guy 1: yo man, do u know who the queen of ketchup is?
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh
guy 2: u kidding me man?? it’s christina... duhh
by apersontehe August 30, 2021
Get the queen of ketchupmug. Friend 1: did you hear Matt fucked Kaylee while she was on her period.
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun
Friend 2: no way he's such a Hotdog Ketchup Bun
by Allaallaakkkbarr March 28, 2019
Get the Hotdog Ketchup Bunmug. by Mommymilkers000 September 29, 2021
Get the McDonald's ketchupmug.