Imran Joke

A joke that is either so outrageously dense or painfully cliched that the audience usually groans or laughs AT the person making the joke.

Him: "Do you know what they call birth control in Cuba?"
You: "what?"
Him: "Castrotion."
You: "GOD DAMMIT! THAT'S AN IMRAN JOKE."

by Car WASH baby. January 2, 2008

Panama Joke

Another name for a running-gag joke told by senior members of a club/organization/military to junior members that have no previous personal knowlage of the people involed in the the joke. The joke usualy involves obsurde snippit's of information alluding to a larger, most likely to top all story about a vacation/trip/deployment (in some cases to Panama, due to it's interest to others simply as a foriegn country, it's lack of reccord keeping, or the fact that "Panama" is a fairly easy word to remember) that had gone horrably wrong. The cleverness of the joke comes form the presenter's ability to make the hints as outlandish as possable without the junior or reciever figuring out it is a hoax, and while only alluding to the actual story.

Hey, that cherry has no Idea were pulling a panama (panama joke) on him!

by Kyle, 1st. LT January 12, 2008

joke bomb

It's a joke bomb when you hear the joke and don't laugh right away... but a minute later boom you are laughing your head off.

It's a delayed reaction. You hear the joke and you don't react that it isn't funny, you just experience a delayed reaction, either laughing or by saying "OMG I get it!" - just doesn't twig right away.

AKA JOKE GRENADE.

Comedian: PUNCHLINE.

Audience: Laughs.

You: Silent..
You: Sudden guffaw...
Friend: Ha HA - Joke Bomb!

by annamaryse December 29, 2007

joke suicide

when somebody kills their own joke

Person 1: *tells funny joke*
Person 2: *thinks joke is funny*
Person 1: *explains joke* OR *overdoes joke*
Person 2: *thinks: yikes. joke suicide. joke is ruined.*

by carolion May 8, 2014

Paul Joke

A joke that quite frequently is interrupted by means of a large penis entering the joke teller's mouth, usually a person with the name of Paul.

Paul: What's the difference between jelly and -HRRRNGGLORKGLORKGLORK

This is a Paul Joke

by TheBrotatoChip December 4, 2009

Joden

Joden is most likely a handsome, loving, cool and fun person to be around. He would usually have a dark brown hair and brown or hazel eyes. He has a great body and attracts all the ladies. He is the best person in the group and is usually better than everyone at everything. Joden can kill you or make you feel alive just by looking into his eyes.

Fletcher : Hey Isaac don't you reckon Joden is just the best.

Isaac: Yeah I agree

by The institution of SKMS Aus April 23, 2018

Offensive Joke

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.

Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)

by Thepoliceis9 May 22, 2022