Jared

Likes little kids and works at subway.

"Hi, my name is Jared and I like little kids . I make them touch my $5 foot long."

by #dontbeabitch December 31, 2016

Jared

A dude we all know and dont like to talk to. It's not that no one likes him, it's just that everyone feels bad for him. I mean it would suck to be 4' 3" and the only way this guy knows how to talk to people is with his hands. Anyways fuck Jared

I was looking for Jared all day, I finally found him when I looked down.

by Pacmanmanmanfag January 20, 2017

jahred

Jahreds are quiet, but vengeful. They are usually tall and thin, but really ugly. Often times resembling Randall from the movie "Monsters Inc." Most of the time, Jahreds have chodes, and the wait is not worth it.

I have been dating my man for a while now, but i was disappointed when we went to the bedroom, he's a total Jahred.

by Da Teacha March 17, 2014

Jared

A pathetic drag queen. Obsessed with wet meat fetishes. Like it up the ass by a fat transsexual. Jared just all around sucks shit

Dude your being such a Jared

God man your such a Jared

by Quinnisdumb69 May 29, 2015

Jared Venezia

An attractive Italian from Pennsylvania who is very good at skateboarding, networking, playing music, singing, trampolining, and other activities.

That boy is just like Jared Venezia: he can do anything!

by SEA45 February 25, 2009

Jaredmon Wertzson

A man who appears to have his head up his ass who dresses up in his mothers clothing to go out on Friday nights to give blow jobs on eighth street for eighty-nine cents.

Holy shit! That guys is Jaredmon Wertzsoning on the corner! What a fag!

by mobbarley August 26, 2010

jaredmorris

Someone who hasn't seen daylight and likes to eat cereal with a fork. A jaredmorris is also very commonly known to perform Hellen Kellers.

Dude, why didn't you come party last night? You are such a jaredmorris!

by kk222awful November 8, 2010