Jess

Jess' to do list:
5/01/19: G E T D I C K

Anyone else:
Quinn's dick: *Slopes furiously*
Jess: *orgasms*

by BruhSoundEffect.WAV December 31, 2018

Jesse

A blowjob against ones will

Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse

by Fuckmire May 13, 2013

Jesse

Gillians step-brother And Karla's Boy friend

Karla: I love Jesse so much!
Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother
(Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)

by Karla Boulder September 24, 2011

Jesse Eisenberg

Jesse Eisenberg is the name of the sexiest man alive. He is jesus reincarnated. If someone tells you that Jesse looks like a monkey then they should not be on this planet.

You: I’m hot
Me: no Jesse Eisenberg is hot

by jesseceralover June 07, 2021

Jesse Lacey

The Lead Singer of Brand New;
a type of God, lyric genius, emotionally expressive mastermind.

Heaven sent, don't you dare forget.
Random One: "Did you see Brand New on Saturday?!"
Random Two: "Yes!, Jesse Lacey is amazing, it was incredible."

by asherleaa April 07, 2008

Jesse Wilson

Very attractive stoner.

What a Jesse Wilson!

by Herman " Newt " Shankerbiff December 01, 2007

jesse michaels

musical legend who is best known for being singer/songwriter of skacore pioneers Operation Ivy. after their breakup in 1989, he was in Big Rig for a while, until that broke up. he devoted about 10 years to "finding himself", which spurred severals rumors ranging from him becoming a monk to dying. he formed Common Rider in 1999 with two members of the famous Screeching Weasel, and Common Rider broke up in 2002 (i believe). he is a prophetic genius and should be looked up to as such.

Jesse Michaels is an idol to many

by lalalalalalal September 03, 2004