Jenny is the girl who is always an angel. She does things for the environment, she plays hockey, she is beautiful, she has no bad side, and I want her to become my girlfriend someday. Jenny, if you are reading this, you really are the person who makes me happier than ever. ❤️
by A hockey player September 16, 2020
by GOODGUYAIDAN March 05, 2020
Ben Afleck + Jennifer Lopez = Jennifer Afleck.
by Woobie May 28, 2005
shallow dumb woman. doesnt give much to charity keeps it all to herself. why cant she be happy with a normal house why does she have to have a million dollar mansion. She could have given away thousands to charity and bought a house for a quarter of the amount. she wears fur you have to be dumb to wear fur. a animal will endure a most intese
painful death becuase of her.
painful death becuase of her.
im not afraid to wear a big fur. oh how brave of you jennifer lopez. just because an animal is a little less smart than us doesnt mean it should be subjected to intense pain.
by Celebrityhater May 13, 2007
A dumb puerto rican chick who trys hard to act black, she can act a lil and maybe even dance (woo-hoo) but she can't sing for sh!t, she has this annoying limp voice that makes me want to gauge my own eyeball out whenever I hear her crappy/trendy music on the radio. Makes stinky perfume & cheap/tacky clothes.
She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
She became famous for that fat, wide fanny of hers which looks like she either was a hump on her back or is wearing some Depends. Cindy Crawford (a real natural beauty) was seen on tv saying that if she had jlo's ass she wouldn't even go out in public. *too much butt and no boobies, me no likey*
If she's so "real" then why did she get her nose and lips resized and why does she wear all that fake bronzer?
by ur5minsisup June 08, 2005
Jennifer is the craziest, most insane person you will ever meet. She will be your loyal friend but your other friends do not like her.
by DaenarysTargarianFan101 January 23, 2018