Jewishmish

As has already been said, this holiday is completely fictitious. there is no such thing, because Jewish/Christians, like Messianic Jews, really don't exist, and for a much simpler reason than heritage: you either beleive in Christ, or you don't. sorta hard to halfway that one.

If you believe Jesus is your savior, you are not half-Jewish, you are all-Christian. maybe non-denominational, but still CHristian. also, having a Jewish relative other than your mother does not make you Jewish.

by Shwaggy May 27, 2004

Jenis

when a girls jeans fold up and make it look like she has business in her pants OR when a guy's jeans fold up and make it look like he's hard

"Hey Susie.. are you really a man? cuz it looks like you have dick!"
"NO!!!! Thats just my jenis!"

by sam2013 February 24, 2010

Jewish jack-knife

nothing jewish bout that, you just described driving in jersey

"wtf, did you see that mofo in the red pontiac go thru 4 lanes without signaling?"
"yeah, you in piscataway now dude"

by a triple h December 6, 2004

Jewish Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.

Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!

by Real Jewish Definitions April 22, 2009

jonish

A new form of religion in which you worship the Jonas Brothers unconditionally.

"Dude, I'm totally converting to Jonishnism."

by K&C January 19, 2008

Jewishish

Someone who isn't jewish but acts jewish, has jewish friends, and considers themself jewish.

"Did you see Mordechai's girlfriend? Would his parents be ok with her not being jewish?" -guy #1
"She's jewishish so his parents say its ok as long as they don't get married." -guy #2

by B--RaD October 29, 2008

Jewish Circus

Wall Street

Person 1: So you were in the protest over on Wall Street?
Person 2: Yeah, we had to Occupy the Jewish Circus.

by MrKurtz December 7, 2011