jared lane

An asshole who likes to use girls for their sexual pleasure

Girl 1: he beat me

Girl 2: he raped me😖
Jared Lane: hey I know I am asshole

by Jeff Carousel January 11, 2017

Jared

19 and never learned how to fucking read

Hey Jared can you read number 16 for the class?
No I cannot what up I Jared

by g(y)ay July 18, 2018

Jared

Someone who looks like a fuckboy and probably was one when he was younger. Acts super tough around his friends but secretly goes to cry in the bathroom when someone says he's stupid. Very unclear with his feelings for people and when he likes a girl he doesn't say it directly.

"Hey so does he like you?"
"I'm not sure, he's being a real Jared"

by CurvyPancake April 19, 2019

Jared Militar

A jararted person. The only word to describe him is "jararted".

Person 1: How's Jared Militar?
Person 2: He's Jararted

by Discorduser717 October 31, 2019

Lord Jared

Lord Jared

The ancient Thallasian Knight rumored to wield Excalibur one thousand years before the reign of King Arthur.

A most powerful Warrior in the Dark Ages until a beast of unfathomable proportions got the best of him.

Supposedly shared the same lineage as Arthur himself.

"Excalibur, being the sword of the chosen ones, passes down a single bloodline every one thousand years. From Lord Jared to King Arthur."

by rhodesscholar February 16, 2007

is jared an idiot

Yes

Is Jared an idiot.. yes

by Me is ben :D March 4, 2017

jared

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY

youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.

by metallballer February 5, 2008