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January 5th 

national eat ass day. also the birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard
Colin: Hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfard's birthday yet?
Elly: Yeah its January 5th
January 5th by asseater44 October 15, 2019

January 18th 

Give your crush a secret note
It’s January 18th
January 18th by Hicoolkid123 October 24, 2019

January 28 

Kick anyone named Ralph in the dick day! Have fun
Hey Ralph it’s January 28 do you know what that means”. “ it’s national kick a Ralph in the dick day watch out bro”
January 28 by Mirvetalsahhaf January 28, 2020

January 13 

yo u tryna pu to my crib?

yh man me and my niggas gon chill on january 13
January 13 by slickjeez October 16, 2019

January 17 

It’s January 17,Go fuck your girlfriend
January 17 by J Gross November 29, 2019

January 22 

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
January 22 by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019