A bad ass muthafuckin guitar player for the Minneapolis funk band The Time. Went Solo in 1986 with the bomb ass album Shockadelica. He rejoined The Time in 1990 for their album, Pandamonium. Left again, probably after Morris Day treated him like an asshole.
Jesse Johnson no longer plays with The Time? All they have is Morris and Jerome? Only a Cracka would pay $45 bucks to see them!
by DeeTox December 23, 2005
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Jess is a name for a girl who is loyal and kind. She’s very smart, but can have no common sense sometimes. She’s strong, and beautiful. She doesn’t give up on you easily, and if she does it means you’ve done wrong, and you’ve hurt her too much. She’s always there if you need to vent, and she’s willing to do anything for you. If you ever get a friend like Jess, don’t let her go!
by Riverdalelover124 October 23, 2018
Get the Jess mug.When you do a crazy move while playing keyboards, but not too crazy. It's when you're wild, but still mantain composure.
It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.
It originated from Jesse Johnson, moog player in MCS. He does wild moves all the time, so a "half-jesse" is half of what he would do at a show.
Bill: Dang, that keyboard player is up there doing some sweet moves, yet still manages to maintain a professional feeling about him.
Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!
Jim: I guess you could say he was doing a half-jesse!
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Get the jesse mccartney mug.A Guy who is sure of his sexuality while all his friends question it. A total douche at times.He thinks he's always right and is a bit of an alcoholic. This type of person usually loves biology and video games. Also has a shitty taste in fashion.
That Jesse is weird.
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