Ivan is the most beautiful name in the world. Ivans are usually rude but once you get to know them they can be pretty lovely. They can get on your nerves sometimes, they are just the perfect people to fall in love with, once you come across an Ivan don’t lose them because you will regret it. They are the bestest of friends and boyfriends, they will always be there for you. Some of them might be shy when getting into a relationship, but depends if they feel comfortable with you. They are very pretty, their eyes, hair, mouth, voice, personality. Ivans have multiple personalities according to who you are, some of them might be lovely and some of them might be bitchy. Everyone wants him and they will try to take him away. If you can get Ivan’s lovely personality, you are very lucky.
Ivan: “hey”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
Girl in her thoughts: “oh my god he’s so pretty and funny and he’s rude but he’s being very lovely toward me.”
by Realestperson. November 20, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. ivan and bitya, the best couple ever
by bajisisidoxi November 22, 2021
Get the ivan and bityamug. He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
by Totallynotivan November 23, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is a great person and friend. He's funny, kind, smart, reliable, and someone you can always talk to. You'll never get bored of hanging out, and can always have fun whenever and wherever! He's irreplaceable and you'll never find anyone who is remotely close to how awesome Ivan is.
Ivan is my best friend!
by alittlespamaccount September 16, 2024
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan has the biggest dick in the world n he makes bitches squirts left n righ💦🍆 He fucks bitches in the dark so yk he on go time😈😈
by anonymous March 9, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.
Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.
by JABRU24 August 13, 2023
Get the Crazy Ivanmug. by Ibrand January 30, 2025
Get the Ivan’s razormug.