Shower Outage

When an individual goes to take a shower and realizes the water has been shut off.

Dan: "Did you change your mind about the shower?"

Lance: "No water came out when I turned the knob."

Dan: "Another shower outage? I'll call the water company."

by SpoCal10 February 22, 2010

utility shower

A shower during which one shaves, takes a shit, and masturbates.

I woke up 10 minutes before a meeting, so I had to take a utility shower.

by TrashDefiner October 11, 2016

Bushi Shower

In combat, being covered in another persons blood. Usually refered to as being covered in the enemies blood.

Defending myself from a mugger I recieved a Bushi Shower when I used his knife against him

by San Yama Mikeo July 6, 2009

goldman shower

When the Finacial Giant Goldman-Sachs posses away everyone’s retirement and homes .

Dude, I was riding high when I got hit by a “Goldman Shower” and I lost everything, but then , Urine is sterile I guess .

by Thebassland September 14, 2019

razor in the shower

A clear indicator that someone is shaving their pubes in the shower

You see a razor in the shower you can assume someone likes to clean up down low.

by Mrjmar11 October 27, 2016

gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

Shower stomp

The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering

Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok

by Swampedbandit April 14, 2022