hotsy in the closet

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012

Closet Catholic

Someone that secretly believes in the Catholic faith,but does not officially convert to it.

protestant 1 : my fellow protestant friend is explaining how saints and catholic theology actually works and he is not even catholic.

protestant 2 : maybe your fellow protestant friend, is maybe a Closet Catholic.

by 777Boy July 11, 2022

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

closet whore

A woman or in fact occasionally a man who will not admit to either intentionality or unintentionally being a whore
A closet whore will flirt with EVERYONE but never admit or be aware of doing so. He/she is usually someone quite unexpected and who manages to keep most of their promiscuous behaviour under the radar!

Geeky, swatty chick: Lets play house! i'll be the door and you can slam me all night! I'll have to swear you to secrecy though!
Boy: umm okay sure!
Eavesdropper: Omg you are such a closet whore!

by whydopeopletalktome? December 19, 2011

closet weeb

A weeb who does not admit to themselves that they are a weeb, ie. Josh

Josh is such a closet weeb.

by Asjdjciis April 6, 2017

closet duty

When your cat spends the night in your closet by accident because you inadvertently closed the door while the cat was in the closet. Usually there is no scratching or meowing. The next morning the cat pops out, as if nothing was amiss.

Fluffy! Sorry about the closet duty!

by Ae5Ea8 March 21, 2015

Closet Mexicans

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of Closet Mexicans;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011