ill see you tomorrow

Created by mikeesins. When you are bored and about to go to bed or masturbate.

Hey!! ill see you tomorrow

by mikeesins April 4, 2020

wtf-ill

wat tha fuck i look like

Crackhead: aye man i got these cheesburgers buy em and i'll suck yo dick
Person: man get ur ass outta here wtf-ill

by Rufus Davis March 11, 2010

ill treat ur ass

if someone says something thats something u can say to the,

Sarah: your ugly as shit Hannah: ill treat ur ass

by whothesegoofyswannabe August 27, 2023

Ill

Usually people are trying to type I'll but don't have autocorrect.

OMG IF YOU DON'T FUCKIN SHUT UP ILL KILL YOU

by Peachemojipluswindemojiequalsf June 17, 2021

Terminal Illness

Funny definition: Airport sickness

Actual definition: An incurable illness which is guaranteed to progressively worsen until it causes the sufferer's death.

A terminal illness usually affects the brain (Dementia, Alzheimer's Disease, CJD/vCJD, Huntington's Disease, ALS, etc.)

However, this is not always the case.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024

Denis ill

Not ill at all.

He had a hard shift ahead so he said he was Denis ill and pulled a sickie

by Citz December 16, 2023

Repetitive Respiration Illness

Something you would tell your boss to get out of work. The true definition is “breathing”

Person 1: Sorry boss. I was just diagnosed with Repetitive Respiration Illness. I can’t come in until tomorrow.

Boss: Oh that’s ok. Can you send me a picture of the doctors note?
Person 1: …

by BABA HOOHA December 20, 2022