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impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.
Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!
by Godsbest September 2, 2003
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Impotent Rojerk

Main Entry: Impotent Rojerk
Pronunciation: 'im-p&-t&nt 'rä-j&rk
Function: noun
1 : person unable to have sexual intercourse because of erectile dysfunction; broadly : STERILE
"How was sex with your man last night?"
"Who? You mean, Impotent Rojerk? He couldn't even get his equipment up."
"Dang, Viagara at age 22. How could he bear the shame!?"
by Ellie Sah April 21, 2005
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Intellectually Impoverished

Inability to make effective life (enriching and/or saving) decisions, absent of preexisting mental health illnesses or substance abuse/addictions, based on a lack of knowledge or exposure to positive, grow producing, cultures and intellectual developmental externalities beyond an individual's parochial socio-economic, academic and cultural experiments.
Her intellectually impoverished mindset limits her ability to interact with people who are not from the same neighborhood.
by 1stof7 April 5, 2020
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Matric-imposter syndrome

When a guy age 13-16 criticizes 17/18 year olds for dating a grade 8 girl...But when they themselves turn 17/18 they immediately start being attracted too the grade 8 girls
“I heard he was talking too the gr8 girls.”
Seriously?He always used too make fun of the older guys who were dating grade 8 girls! Another case of Matric-Imposter Syndrome I guess”
by Dis dat boi April 29, 2021
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when the imposter is sus

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Man i hate it when the imposter is sus bumbmubumbumbumbumbmubmubmubumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum
by amongussussy123 November 22, 2021
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