Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013

Gub Horn

When you get a gub and its a sad horn

Person 1: Bro i just got a gub
Person 2: *Gub Horn*

by somedudeinthebackrooms September 16, 2023

freedom horn

Historically known as a trumpet. The name was changed in early 2017 to eliminate any association with the odious 45th President of the United States.

The freedom horn player declined to play the inauguration.

by SantaFeTrail-er January 30, 2017

Horn ball

A person who’s horny 24/7

Brianna is a horn ball all day everyday....

by Brianna Hamer December 19, 2020

gooney horn

Aka clitoris.

I flicked her gooney horn with My younger and her toes curled

by anonymous March 11, 2022

Grandma horn

refers to the gramophone-like shape of a plastic bag stuck into any vessel (bottles, cartoons or bowls etc.) to funnel or contain/include.

Jack II: In those good old days of wooden dinghies, no guys would hesitate when the nature called you. No cond-u-its, not even T-party kids in ports.
Jackie: But ladies should truely thank Prauda brains, who turned those stinky sailcloth buckets into fashionable wash&dry TOTO bags!
Rose: So, grandma horns wasn't grandma's idea, anyway...

by 👹 murmur raider September 15, 2019

Nick Horne

Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009