You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 9, 2016
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Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.
I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?
Sorry I couldn't hang out yesterday, I was really sore from flipping the hippo with O'Glory.
I was thinking we could do something special tonight... Maybe some white wine, some turkey, we could flip the hippo--what do you say Willis?
by Clay J July 6, 2009
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Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
Copious amounts of clothing wedged between pussy lips. Usually found on women that are morbidly obese and are wearing swim clothes that they shouldn't; aka dat fat pussy.
It is also associated with other large animals such as whales, elephants and octomom.
by MDWAR December 14, 2012
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"olivia is going to be pissed at me cause I forgot to make her video before she left for camp"
"it's fine maybe she'll hippo"
"it's fine maybe she'll hippo"
by lucethegoose July 1, 2019
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