habibi's revenge

The extreme GI distress following consumption of improperly prepared middle eastern food. Similar to Montezuma's revenge, but centered around the hate for western culture instead of colonization.

Last deployment "habibi's revenge" had me in medical for 3 weeks after I had a street kebab and Chai.

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 1, 2024

habibi's revenge

The horrendous diarrhea you get as a result of food poisoning from middle eastern food.

I got a case of habibi's revenge from eating mahamouds samosa and Chai and haven't left the toilet in 2 days

by Sleepy weasel 24 February 2, 2024

Habid

Canadian slang for "Gun" or "Firearm", originates from Somali lingo. It is used mostly in the Ontario area, you also could refer to it as "Bid" for short.

"He always keeps a habid on him"

by wishihadit February 24, 2024

Habitatous

Pathological lying. One must realize what they are saying is not true.

Brooke AKA Light Skin Brooke is a habitatous liar. They lying continues for a long period of time. One who lies compulsively because they are motivated by an outside threat.

by Chit Chat February 28, 2024

Habibis in Dubai

it means the Habibis are in Dubai and pee oil

Person 1: habibi … come to Dubai

Person 2: I’m already a part of the Habibis in Dubai

by antiterrorisim March 21, 2024

habitor

This is a term that you can use to describe someone with a habit or an addiction.

Oscar: "Hey! Did you hear about Nate?"
Jones: "Yep! He's in the mix on the mellow meth. I'm worried. His girl Mariah is sure no help."
Oscar: "It's only a matter of time before he becomes a habitor and we won't be able to trust him. I can't wait!!!"

by von groovy September 28, 2024

Habit

I don't have any habits that changed my life...

Hym "BUT I DO HAVE ONE THAT CHANGED YOURS! RIGHT? DON'T I? DON'T I HAVE ONE SPECIFIC HABIT THAT HAS CHANGED YOUR LIVES? YEEEEAAAAH. YES I DO."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025