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cold spring harbor

A hamlet within Huntington Township on Long Island. It is known for a wealthy and snobby populace, few of whom are smart enough to tie their own $120 sneakers. Good people in this part of town are scarce, as the majority of them have money on account of inheritance or sheer ruthlessness. The offspring of these individuals, therefore, usually turn out very spoiled, selfish, and incompetant. Everyone's kids go off to good colleges because their parents have lots of money and connections. Cold Spring Harbor High School takes pride in its accademic reputation, though very little actually learning occurs within the classrooms. During the 1800s, Cold Spring Harbor was a prosperous whaling and trading port. These days, its commerce consists largely of small shops geared towards upperclass middle aged people. The rates of violent crime are low, but the area has a severe drug problem, with increasing numbers of teenage drug addicts.
Cold Spring Harbor isn't as grand as it sounds.
by Joey Pitchfork July 25, 2006
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Oak Harbor

1) A city of about 20,000 where the only thing for the youth to do is to wait and hope that they graduate from high school sane and in one piece, (providing no bomb threats were actually serious, or not actually jumping over the railings of the deception pass bridge) where they would probably just get 5-8 more hours/week from their min. wage job flipping burgers, or bagging groceries which they got while in high school--why most get the hell out as soon they're handed their diploma.

2) A town that looks and acts like it's stuck 20 years behind any city off the island it's stuck on, Whidbey Island, with the exception of the Navy's presence and their CSI style investigative unit.
1) guy: so what's there to do in Oak Harbor?

o.h. native: It's Oak Harbor...

guy: oh.

2) guy: so how's Oak Harbor?

o.h. native: same ole, same ol

guy: i'm sorry
by Gar Waage February 4, 2010
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Oak Harbor

A highly fascist town in which everyone thinks they are the dankest ass people because theyve tried marijuana once in their lives, also consisting of gay ass people preferably the class of 2011 because all of the girls that hung out with the so called "skater pot head badasses" get group rate discounts on abortions and beg unpopular lowerclassmen to buy them pregnancy tests and they think that theyre so cool becuase most of their parents are bigger fuck ups then them.
Also consisting of about one billion and two asians or filipino folks. And the rest, well theyre white people who act like thugs and travel 82 miles to the nearest mall to buy crap that will be out of style in less than six months. In oak harbor the idea of independance was killed when the dutch settled there.
Bobby: Hey lets go smoke weed with my mom who lives in the Oak Harbor appartments

Naomi: Okay as long as i get first hit.

Dalton: Hey lets go to JC Pennys

Aaron: Are you fucking kidding me? SHUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDDDDDDDD
by shittttttt nahhhhhhhhhh October 21, 2008
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HARROOOO

"hello" in the chinky chinese accent and is very asian. can be said very loud, no actually can be only said very loud. sometimes can be even more chinky asian when said in a high pitched noise.
"HARROOOO CHING CHANG!!!!" said Ping Pang
"HARROOOO PING PANG!!!!! I RUV NOODLES!!!!" said Ching Chang.
by imapeanut27 June 1, 2011
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Harborfields

The school district where everyone is Italian and half the kids in the middle school vape and are meme page admins. Everyday, atleast 1 person in the hs Get suspended for vaping in the bathroom, and all the popular guys are fuckboys. Almost everyone is fake, and most ppl are depressed in harborfields
I wish I didn’t have to go to harborfields”
by 420kosher May 22, 2018
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hardon

Well I guess the "achievement of erection"
in the male gender, but it can also represent a mental state, maybe in girls too, I dunno....
1) "Well, first ya git 'er down on 'er hands and KNEES.... Then ya reach around and grab a handful o' BOOB... Then see if ya don't get a hardon !!!

2) "Yeah, I'm just BitTorrenting some more John Holmes..."
"Dude, I have a total hardon for what you're doing !!!!"

3) "Wow, that was a HARD hardon !!!!"
by Johnny Chingas February 22, 2009
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Harrow

I am from harrow, the shittiest school in Hong Kong
by TehDerpyGuy January 26, 2015
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