Scotty the Handy Man

An amazing, intellegent sword character. His swords will reap anyone on the face of Dereth. One hundred percent worthy of perfection, he masters in the degree of game-showing

Scotty the Handy Man's presence was enough to turn my frown upside down.

by Fergus June 19, 2004

half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Taking her handy

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy

Taking her handy today hai

by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Paul Hollywood Handy

When an individual uses butter as lubricant to masterbate a person.

“We’re out of lube”

“I have butter”

“That works. I love a good Paul Hollywood Handy“

by Starbaker69 May 21, 2022

Dan from US Handyman

Just your average deliveryman, a spam tester with a good heart. He's just trying to get off of work and get his paycheck. He won't give you a hard time and values your emotions. Be like Dan.

???: Hi, This is Dan from US Handyman
you: Oh! I hope you're having a pleasant day, Dan.
Dan: Thank you, I will! I left your package...

by WT__lovelyAlien November 8, 2022

Harker's Island Handy

When your blood cousin sits on her hand until it goes numb to not feel the shame and then begins to stroke your family tree while looking into your eyes.

"I was on my way to wadeshore and welcomed a Harker's Island handy"

by Uncle tickle December 1, 2022