Hamster

To violently make love at an alarming pace. In order to initiate a 'Hamster', the male must thrust at a speed which almost sends him into a spasm.

Man1: "Dude seriously, i hamstered the hell outta that slut ."
Man2: "No way!"
Man1: "Way."

by Flossua March 15, 2009

hampster

A hipster from the Hamptons

As if that hampster dont have dough...that white belt is so Gucci!

by flamingbeads October 27, 2005

Lip Hampster

ungroomed facial hair found above the upper lip

girl did you see his lip hampster

by Jenny-Da-Queen November 27, 2003

hamster fart

Random dumb compliment a guy says to his girlfriend when he's awkwardly ran out of cute witty pet names to call her or things to say to her.

Ethan: "hey pumpkin!"

Kristin: "hey cuddly bear, hot stuff, honey bunny... Mr. Puffy Poopins" ;)

Ethan: "ummm, heya!!... Sweet cheeks"!!"

Kristin: "I love you! ye olde sexy beast!!"

Ethan: " ...hey! I... love you too... hamster fart!"

Kristin: "???"

by Ethan Banana. November 23, 2013

Hamster

Slang used by people who identify as or experience the following... non-able bodied, long term/chronic illness, having mobility issues, disabled, differently abled etc etc

Refers to people who are able-bodied

Intended use: to counter ableist culture/ableism.

I went to gym yesterday, it was full of hamsters.

by one of the people in the world September 19, 2016

Hamster crammer

A homosexual male or one who appears to be. Usually clad in lipstick and work in Sephoras all over the country.

I went to Sephora to buy my girlfriend some mascara and this hamster crammer was trying to sell me some lip gloss.

by Klaps December 26, 2010

hamster

Not yet a puma, and far removed from Cougar status, a hamster is an underage girl who dresses, acts, and parties like she's 23. Deceptively cute and dangerously crafty, these little critters seem like a good idea...until you bring one home.

"Poor Lawrence Taylor...the hamster strikes again."

by Revalus Bor May 18, 2010