New Hampshire

The worst fucking state ever. It's hella boring, there's nothing to do, everyone is a snob, and they wouldn't know comedy if it were to slap them upside the head.

1: What?! You're moving to New Hampshire?!
2: Yeah, stupid hicks.
3: Why the fuck would you move there?
2: Because my parents want me to suffer and ruin my social life completely. -facepalm-

by omgtrendwhore August 28, 2005

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hamptons

The state of high-ness where you are too high to function.
AKA the place you go when you are in this state.

"Dude, did you smoke last night?"
"Yeah, seven bowls deep I was definitely in the Hamptons."

"Wanna get high?"
"Yeah dude, let's go to the Hamptons!"

by thaitang December 8, 2009

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New Hampshitter

When driving in Massachusetts, the term a resident of Mass. would call a horrible driver from New Hampshire ; The opposite of Masshole.

That damn New Hampshitter cut me off!

by Jessica Craig September 18, 2008

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Hampton consists of a black majority with money. This is where you will find the best looking black people - both men and women. People here don't really consider this the south. Men in/from Hampton have swagger and women are known to be pretty, but stuck-up. Home of Allen Iverson and also Hampton University. Part of the Seven Cities and surrounded by water on a peninsula.

Hampton, Va - Good place to raise a family

by P.Ctre May 25, 2007

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Hampinator

Some one who is an anti-social shut in. They also believe themselves smarter than all others and dress shittly. Someone with an extremely large ego, and yet no girlfriend.

That assfuck is such a Hampinator - he just sits in his room jacking off and telling himself he's a god.

by Greg Uspeck October 17, 2006

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