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meth and a half

dimorian johnson
dimorian: puts a hotdog on top of the bread instead of in the bread
me: that’s meth and a half
by trysaratops October 11, 2022
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Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.
Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!
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half-harded

When you don't have the gumption, energy, motivation, visual stimulation or impetus to work up a full fledged hard on to get the job done.
Laila: "I really would enjoy making sweet love to you but your half-harded erection ain't gonna' get it!"
Peter: "I doin' the best I can do with what I got, bay-bee!"
Laila: "T'aint enuff, BAY-BEE!"
by MiMimmmmmmm February 2, 2012
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half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.
Sorry! My half cancer is acting up
by Astreet13 February 3, 2017
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Mission and a half

A task so prolonged or difficult, it seems as though you're taking on more than you bargained for. Once completed, you feel so irritated (or relieved, depending on the situation) that you can't help but talk about it to someone.
Sophie: I didn't get picked up yesterday afternoon and had to walk home. It took me two bloody hours!

John Smith: That must've been a mission and a half.
by MysteryGirl05 November 19, 2013
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half a pennie

The currency used to buy the shmunkagraph
Buy the shmunkagraph today for just half a pennie
by styzz fan May 9, 2023
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Half Ho

A female who flirts with every guy she comes into contact with, but is never willing to do anything sexual.
Person 1: wow that female is such a half ho
by SkinnyNat March 8, 2021
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