john halo

A pretty cool guy

Human: John halo from xbox is a pretty cool guy

by anonymous June 14, 2022

halo 2

a good game, despite what most say. most people simply dont realize that its a DIFFERENT GAME. it is NOT halo 1. most people dislike this game because they dont know how it works, or they dislike the power weapons.

being rank 43 on xbox live, i know what im talking about. not everyone will understand how it works. not everyone will enjoy how different it is compared to halo 2. not everyone likes a balanced game (oh god, the pistol).

yes, there IS inconsistancys, but they can all have a counter, and thus can be made obsolete. the trick to this game is to just sit back and wait; unlike many of the little kids who play the game. its all based on smarts & strategy, like CS:S.

frickin noob combo'ers! they have to be fucking pussys! argh!

.......why dont YOU just get a noob combo....?

by abyssion September 2, 2005

Halo Kid

Person that plays Halo and accuses everyone of hacking or cheating in someway. Tragically they carry this habit into all games they play and continue to yell into the mic about everything that is happening to them because others are cheating, noobs, suck and/or are fags, when in actuality it is because they suck and can't take blame for their own shortcomings.

My neighbor is such a halo kid, all i hear is that he is the king of halo and he only loses because everyone else is hacking fags.

would some one tell the halo kid on our team to stfu and turn off his mic so i don't have to hear his bitching

by tidiliwomp April 2, 2010

Halo-head

Receiving fellatio while playing Halo 2.

He busted his nut quickly while she gave him Halo-head.

by BigMitch October 24, 2005

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017

indie halo

the circle between someone's ankle and the roll-up of their mom jeans

'wow, she's rolled up her mom jeans so nicely'
'yeah, check out her indie halo'

by awesterlymotion June 4, 2014

Halo Tournament

The social gathering of 3 or more halo fanatics engaging in some intense halo gaming

Boy 1:Hey man what are this weekend?
Boy 2:Nothing...Why?
Boy 1:We should gather some of the fellas and have our selfs a halo tournament.
Boy 2:Yes that sounds jolly good!

by Cynophobic009 March 5, 2008