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death horn

The feeling of arousal, or an urge to procreate, that you might get when you are so sick you think you might die.
I was lying in bed with man flu and was overwhelmed by the death horn.
by Hatcat October 12, 2016
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bumping horns

Okay, well, I heard Ronnie Sullivan and Jeremy Reynolds were bumping horns like two rhinos at the Summer Market.
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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Horn Store

The act of sticking a brass mouthpiece in the anus and playing the person like a trumpet
Damn, James is gonna let me horn store them later
by Tom Pette January 13, 2022
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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Shine the horn

“Shine the horn” means to have sex in a heterosexual manner, horn referring to a penis and shining it by having sex with a female
I’m going to hang out with my girlfriend and shine the horn.

I have some time off work and I’m going to party and shine the horn, then get back to work.
by Thomas Shelby 007 November 19, 2022
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Around the horn

In mid-1900's police parlance, the strategy of moving an arrested person from precinct to precinct in order to keep his lawyer away and avoid any order of bail release for as long as possible.
Then they took me from one police station to another, every few hours. Taking me around the horn, they called it, so my lawyer couldn't get me out.
by ToolieLT November 27, 2017
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