"helpful" legs-lift

Refers to the playful "pretend assistive" action of raising someone's ankles up off the bed/couch in an apparent effort to aid him in standing back up ("Okay, your feet are up so far; you can lift more of yourself up now!"), but in reality you are effectively **preventing** him from standing up, since he would need to have his legs **lower** than his head and torso in order to be able to sit up and get to his feet. :P

Employing da "helpful" legs-lift is a good way of sarcastically conveying to a huge-a** lazy-bones who has groaningly asked for your assistance in rising dat he is obviously much too big/bulky/heavy for a much-smaller/lighter/weaker person like you to actually lift to his feet, and dat he will therefore need to just clamber back up under his OWN steam.

by QuacksO November 13, 2018

whisper for help

"It's an Adirondack concept, 'whisper for help,' when you run into an aggressive person that is really attracted to you, you usually give them a half hour to stop and whisper for help" -Roy Hurd, "Greatest Musician Alive"

Listen to Roy Hurd's "Whisper for Help" on the album 'As Real As It Gets" on Spotify, IHeartRadio, iTunes, TuneIn or youtube.

by Wisjd April 18, 2018

NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 14, 2018

helpful hip-nudge

A.k.a. supplemental nudge; it refers to where you give someone's hip an assistive push with your hip to shift him over in a bench-seat when he is unable to do so under his own power, such as if he is totally exhausted, if he has a huge lapful of objects, or if the floor is not clear/flat/level enough for him to brace his feet solidly against it and slide himself over.

Trying to effectively brace one's feet and scooch over into the middle of the seat far enough to make room for a third person can be difficult in a pickup truck with a floor-mounted manual shift-lever and transmission-hump in the way, so the entering passenger may be obliged to give said middle-rider a helpful hip-nudge to slide him over the rest of the way so that the entering passenger can seat himself and shut the truck's door.

by QuacksO April 8, 2019

Helpful hang ups

When things in life give you set backs, backstabs, broken dreams, an sees of friends less capable to lead.

Though, this things set you more on track, flashbanged an whiplashed, less hope an all belief, although teach you to need no team. You make less pleads and you learn to lead, but depression becomes deep and emotions become breif to breed.

I’m thankful for all my helpful hang ups.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

i am in great painel pleasent help me

Did you mean: WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB?

"i AM in great painel pleasent help me"
As an idiota would say.

by Left4ni🅱🅱a September 27, 2017

who you help?

A slang used in Nigeria pidgin English, usually in question form, to give an expression that someone is less important or valuable to than they claim or seem to be. Usually rude.

Boy A: If you keep talking, i will walk away.
Boy B: you can leave if you want, (who you help?)

by Najaboi4life February 5, 2018