The Happy Gambino

The act of taking your erect penis, using it to point to call your shot to "knock one out of the park,"(Just like The Babe) grabbing the tip of it and pulling it back and turning your hips, taking a two hop side skip(Like Happy Gilmore's golf swing), then release the tip, turn your hips, swinging your member like a baseball bat, hard and fast and striking your target person somewhere in the face, crushing a Home Run by channeling the spirit of The Great Bambino, Babe Ruth! You are combining the legendary golf swing of Happy Gilmore and the HR smashing baseball swing of one of the greatest, and surely the most memorable baseball players of all time, to perform the most vicious, and awe inspiring penile assault that has, or will be accomplished! This "mushroom stamp" was designed by scientific experts to create the hardest hitting "pecker slap" in the history of the Universe, AND pay respects to two of the GREATEST of their kind.

"Hey man, so I walked up to homegirl sitting in a chair, pulled my dick out and put it in her face. And then I told her, 'Bitch, it ain't gonna suck itself.' She got pissy, gave me a dirty ass look, and neglected it. So I lined up and fixed her bad attitude with "The Happy Gambino!"

by dcbass86 November 23, 2014

Florida Happy Meal

A purchase consisting of A) 12 pack of beer B) a pack of cigarettes and C) Lottery tickets.

When she finally got to the front of the line at 7-11, she ordered the Florida Happy Meal.

Lottery Florida

by Kevrob July 22, 2014

hand happies

When your so excited your hands start dancing uncontrollably

I've got hand happies thinking about the vacation!

by TheDoctorPseudonym March 19, 2020

wtf just happened!?

An extraordinary event. Like Brazil losing 7:1 in a world cup semi, in Brazil.

Alan Hansen "I've never seen anything like it, ever..."
Gary Linker " wtf just happened!?"

by 0basement July 10, 2014

Hate to see it happen

Hate to see it happen is a casual but common phrase that can be used in most conversations. Say someone has died in the family, hate to see it happen, say you break a leg, hate to see it happen, say ur dog’s left legs brother’s cousin’s aunt is on the loose again, hate to see it happen. The list can go on forever because you just hate to see it happen.

“Hey so turns out my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend but my best friend was cheating on their girlfriend with my best friends girlfriend all along and everyone found out right now.”

“Damn dog Hate to see it happen.”

by B-Durk August 13, 2019

Freddy fazbear what happened???

SQUID GAMES!!!!!!!!

Gregory: freddy fazbear what happened???
Freddy fazbear: SQUID GAMES!!!

by cocogoat_drinker March 13, 2022

Few fries short of a happy meal

a much more humorous way of defining your friend as retarded.

Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...

Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.

Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday

Friend 2: did you survive!?

Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?

Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"

by Johanusburg October 14, 2011